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WARIO
BACKGROUND
-Born in: Unknown
-Age: Should be around 26, seeing his age looks similar to Mario's
-Alignment: Neutral
-Height: 5'6
-Weight: 308 lbs
-Occupation: Plumber, Savior of the world (if there's money involved), Treasure Hunter, Micro-game creator, Farmer (seriously) Hypnotist (read in the feats category), Bomb Shop owner
-Likes: Money, exercise, sweets, Luigi (sometimes), Mona (love intreset), Waluigi, Money, Princess Peach, winning, garlic, money, being a hero, farting, making micro-games, and money.
-Dislikes: Captain syrup, Mario, Yoshi, Luigi (sometimes), ANYONE richer than him, sand (no really) Shake King, Rudy the Clown, Bowser, losing, Bowser Jr, etc
-Alias: Scoundrel with a Fart of Gold, Beetle Brows, Mr Wario, Garlic Breath, Wario-Man, Purple Wind, Greedy Bastard (okay, that was my nickname)
-Theme:
FEATS
-Is one of the 7 Star Children destined for greatness
-First, the big one; intensely greedy by any standards
-He once got revived by absorbing his own money (and already, my brain has exploded)
-His greed awakened a dark beast (which he killed)
-Has gold statues everywhere in his castle
-Was heading to Peach's castle in Super Mario 64 DS purely to rob her ass of ALL her money
-Travels insane lengths to collect loot (and I mean INSANE)
-(yes, he was even incredibly greedy at BIRTH)
-Started off his career by taking over his cousin Mario's castle (yes, he's actually Mario's cousin) while sending Tatanga to kidnap Daisy to sidetrack Mario. He also scattered the 6 Golden Coins across the land for his unfortunate cousin to find. (But Mario doesn't have his fucking castle no more (why would ANYONE live in a pad instead? Seriously?!) So as far as I'm concerned, Wario can keep that castle)
-Aside from that, has fought Mario multiple times (he's never won, but still)
-While he and Mario were still beefing, placed a bucket over his head, separating him from Peach, Yoshi, and leaving him unable to find Luigi......... (I'm done)
-Once crossed over with BOMBERMAN (And tried to take over Bomberland (unsuccessfully))
-And Bomberman also apparently works for Wario's Bomb Store
-Attempted to take over some woods and mold them in his image (was ultimately defeated by Toad, Birdo, and the forest Sprites)
-Eventually became a treasure hunter, kicking off said career by defeating the Black Sugar Pirates and their leader, Captain Syrup, and was given his own PLANET by the genie he rescued (technically a planetoid, but still)
-Defeated Syrup again to reclaim his castle
-Has recliamed several lost treasures
-Saved the MULTIVERSE from Rudy the Clown
-Along with Dr. Mario, saved the multiverse from Rudy the Clown a second time
-Destroyed the (pirate?) Shake King (who also had some of his moves) and saved the Shake Dimension
-Taught Starfy how to do the Shooting Star move (yes, really)
-Defeated the Black Jewel (the aforementioned beast that his greed awakened) and reclaimed his castle
-Has made several actually not horrible minigames (dubbed micro-games)
-Along with that, made a successful Game boy game
-Defeated several supernatural threats
-Once, built an inter-dimensional transporter (called the TELMET) in FIVE SECONDS.... damn.
-Afterwards, became the master of disguise, and under the alias Purple Wind, found the Wishstone before rivals Count Cannoil and Carpaccio, and managed to seal the horrible demon that came out of the Wishstone (Terrormisu) in an alternate dimension after a good ass-whuppin'
-Recovered all 150 Power Stars and defeated Bowser to restore Peace to Peach's Castle alongside the Mario Bros and Yoshi
-Funded his own company, WarioWare Inc.
-Has survived the brutal sport known as Mario Party
-Survived SSBB and Smash 4
-Aside from adventuring, is also skilled in baseball, basketball, tennis, olympics, etc, being a power-type
-Is also a master of disguise, even outside the game where he literally was one (he convinced the entire cast into thinking he was Dr Mario)
-Has cheated at sports and has robbed various people and committed various crimes with his other cousin, Waluigi in tow
-Has the 8-bit Mario theme as his ringtone (just thought that was interesting) (skip to about 1:20)
-Tons of people in the Mushroom Kingdom are scared to literal DEATH of this guy, like the Toads and even KING BOO himself
-Apparently a hypnotist
PHYSICALITY/ABILITIES
STRENGTH
-Very strong physically
-In fact, has been confirmed to be stronger than the Mario Bros, who lifted and punted a 2-million ton castle with ease, kick a giant ball of Luigis estimated to weigh 23 tons, and launch UFOs out of the sky as infants alongside other insane feats, and his strength ALMOST (but ultimately fails to) compares to the likes of Bowser and DK
-Easily one of the strongest Mario characters overall
-It has been established that he easily overpowers and utterly crushes the Mario Bros in their base form (they usually need power-ups to beat him). Considering what they've accomplished in their base forms, that's REALLY saying something
-For instance, was able to beat up both of the Mario Bros at the same time and swing them around like ragdolls
-Once picked up, lifted, and carried a small volcano on his back with ease
-He then punched the volcano hard enough to make it erupt
-Can bring down the walls of his castle simply by snoring
-Quite literally BROKE the 4th wall with his bare fists once to travel to other 4koma comics unrelated to Super Mario Kun
-Can crush solid brick with his bare hands (bricks made of people)
-Lifted up, supported the weight of, and even threw King Bob-omb, calculated to weigh around 32.4 tons (and carries around Bob-ombs of similar height daily)
-Can break through black, brick blocks that not even the Mario Bros can break
-Is able to lift Bowser up by the tail, spin him around very quickly, and even TOSS him very high into the air
-Was able to keep up with both the Mario Bros at once and counter 'em blow for blow
-Can smash through solid STEEL as if it was paper
-Smashed a stone floor to bits with his fist
-Shook Mario's castle just by ground pounding
-Can create earthquakes by punching the floor
-Has stunned enemies by merely colliding with them at a walking pace
-Has a piledrive fetish, able to pile drive various creatures with ease, like basic mooks, men, a giant-ass doll, and even DINOSAURS (like T-Rexes)
-Can also hurl aforementioned foes a far distance away
-Can shake all the money off them too
-Can carry and jump with them easily
-Can also knock the loot out of enemies by shaking them hard
-Can lift a ginormous weight with ONE HAND, and he did that while talking to his mom (as seen in the GIF above)
-Capable of lifting up huge stone pillars
-Can carry ridiculous amounts of treasure, up to and including jewels and heavy pieces of gold
-His Shoulder Bash lets him fuck the shit out of stone blocks (More on the Shoulder Bash in the attacks section)
-With scaling to his durability, strength should be at least moon level overall
SPEED & AGILITY
-Unfortunately, much slower and less agile than the Mario Bros
-Agility is about on par with Toad's, being able to jump approximately over 14 ft.
-However, his Shoulder Bash is capable of breaking the sound barrier in Wario Land 4
-Excellent swimmer
-Also, despite being heavier and slower by a significant degree,Wario is still capable of keeping up with and reacting to the Mario Bros, Yoshi, and Toad in battle
-Has several jumping techniques like the Double and Triple jump like Mario
-Can use his foe's heads as springpads-Outran a rolling boulder trap in an ancient ruined temple
-Outran the robo-cops (known as Bucket-heads) that were chasing him and Waluigi in the Mario Power Tennis intro
-In Mario Golf, he and Waluigi were able to outrun/outjump the explosions from Bowser's missiles with minimal difficulty
-Reacted to a ball thrown fast enough to catch fire in the atmosphere-In Mario Golf, he and Waluigi were able to outrun/outjump the explosions from Bowser's missiles with minimal difficulty
-Was able to move fast enough to create after-images and catch fire in the atmosphere himself
-Is faster than Red, who flew to the moon and back in seconds
DURABILITY/ENDURANCE
-Buckle up folks.....
-Seems to be as, if not MORE, durable than Mario, who survived a 2-million ton castle exploding in his face, punches from Bowser, being blasted to another country entirely and atmospheric reentry in Super Mario Sunshine
-As a random note, it took EIGHT stomps from Mario to defeat him. By comparison, Bowser Jr and the Koopalings are usually defeated with 3.
-Can take punches from the Mario Bros and Bowser
-Tanked getting hit by Genkottsu (Giant pairs of hands punching down wearing sharpened brass knuckles meant to crush Mario) and didn't seem phased or bothered what so ever
-Can plow straight through Mario's punches without flinching and retaliate at the same time
-On another separate occasion, Wario took tons of rapid-fire punches from Mario, and a kick and headbutt right afterwards without flinching or showing any signs of pain
-In fact, Mario's limbs actually hurt from attacking Wario
-Wario then proceeded to easily beat the shit out of Mario
-Got impaled directly in the forehead with a spear and survived (albeit reverted to a weaker form)
-Got impaled directly in the BRAIN with a fucking AXE and survived (albeit in pain)
-Survived his Samus Aran-esque Power Suit exploding in his face
-Was once violently electrocuted by Mario and THEN his plane crashed with him still in it... and he was perfectly fine
-Endured Bowser's absolutely brutal tennis training program with Waluigi
-Not only did he and Waluigi survive an explosion that engulfed the entire stadium in Mario Power Tennis, they took the full BRUNT every single explosive that CAUSED said explosion
-Can withstand Bowser's fire breath
-And speaking of fire...
-Is so durable, he has MULTIPLE transformations relying on self-injury! Like...
-He can casually endure being bathed in flames with only annoyance, which transforms him into Flaming Wario
-Can endure intense electrocution, which turns him into Electric Wario
-Can survive being crushed flat (be it by a weight or a foe), which turns him into Flat Wario
-Can take advantage of this to make use of a form of gliding
-If hit by a ball from a penguin, Wario turns into Crazy Wario and acts... crazy.... don't ask.
-Can survive being frozen solid, using that to enter... you guessed it, Freezing Wario.
-Tanks getting crushed by a hammer with minimal injury, transforming him into Bouncy Wario
-Getting stung by a bee will turn him into Puffy Wario
-Can survive and recover from zombification without lasting effects (even if he falls apart), and can revert to normal merely by walking into sunlight.... Zombie Wario
-Instead of getting frostbite, turns into Snowman Wario if buried inn freezing snow
-Vampire Wario from.... getting bit by a vampire.
-Most of this is shown to have a much greater impact on Mario, just to note.
-Can regenerate from being reduced to ashes
-Survived a fall from several thousand feet unscathed
-Survived a giant explosion at the end of the original Wario Land
-Walked away from a plane crash totally fine
-Has been invulnerable in several games
-Not only did Wario survive a midair spaceship crash, but he also swam to safety while carrying Dr. Crygor
-Saved the best for last; as you probably know already, Wario has endured the Shake King's infamous moon-level cloud-parting attack, placing his durability at high-end moon level.
POWER-UPS SHARED WITH MARIO
FIRE FLOWER
-Mario's iconic flower
-Turns Wario into Fire Wario
-Grants Wario pyrokinesis, granting him the ability to throw orange balls of flame as potent as the same ones Mario can throw in base
-Can be used as a temporary flamethrower
CARROT
-Turns Wario into Bunny Wario
-Cannot Spin Jump
-Faster hopping rate
-Slows his descent in midair
-Can fly in midair, however, he'll gradually lose height
-Has one big difference from Mario's; Wario can use his bunny ears offensively in combat
SM64DS MUSHROOM
-Turns Wario into a colossus that functions identically to Mega Mario
-Lasts 16 seconds
-Can crush just about anything in his way
-Greatly reduced agility and cannot preform special jumping abilities
-Regardless of what form he was in prior, reverts to base form after the time limit ends
-Fails to activate in cramped spaces, but returns to his inventory
POTS
JET POT
-Also simply known as Jet
-First off, don't listen to Wario. Don't take pot, kids.
-Turns Wario into Jet Wario
-He gains a helmet on his head with rocket thrusters in the back
-As expected, it grants him basic flight
-'Cause he's so heavy, he begins to slowly fall down after staying in midair long enough
-Aside from flight, increases Wario's speed and allows him to jump farther and higher
DRAGON POT
-Also simply known as Dragon
-Turns Wario into Dragon Wario
-True to the name and appearance, Wario gains the ability to shoot fire out of his nostrils that can destroy brick
-Even works underwater
BULL POT
-Also simply known as Bull
-Transforms Wario into Bull Wario
-Here, Wario is able to cling to the ceiling via his horns
-In addition, his already high strength is doubled
-Bull Wario is MUCH heavier than normal Wario, which, while making his ground-pounds hurt like shit (more than before), it also makes it very hard to escape quicksand
KING DRAGON POT
-Just a combination of the Jet and Dragon pots
INJURY/ENVIROMENT-RELATED FORMS
FLAMING WARIO
-After being burnt up by obstacles, enters this form
-Also known as Fiery Wario or Hot Wario
-Understandably, though, this is not a favorite form of Wario's (as are basically all the forms in this section)
-As a plus, enemies will burn to a crisp upon contact
-Wario spends the first few seconds of the form running around panicking (can't say I blame him, though)
-Afterwards, calms down and moves normally (albeit slightly slower)
-Also, there are special blocks (called Bonfire Blocks) that can only be destroyed by contact with Fiery Mario
-Of course, can be cured by falling into water or waiting for the fire to burn itself out (and leave him as ashes) (Which he regenerates from, don't worry)
SNOWMAN WARIO
-A polar opposite of sorts to Flaming Wario
-Becomes a living snowman after getting smothered by a snowdrift
-Can defeat enemies simply by touching them
-If he walks on a slope, he proceeds to slide down, gathering mass until he's basically a gigantic snowball destroying anything in it's path
-Also, there are special blocks (called Snowman Blocks) that can only be destroyed by contact with aforementioned gigantic snowball
-Is unable to run under the effects of this form
FROZEN WARIO
-Also known as Freezing Wario and Ice Skatin' Wario
-If frozen by ice breath or presumably other natural causes of freezing, Wario will become this
-Also a polar opposite to Flaming Wario
-Near-totally useless, just sliding across the floor uncontrollably until contact with a wall, unable to jump, attack, or do anything
-However, CAN slide over spikes and some other obstacles unharmed
BALL O' STRING WARIO
-Acts as a combination of Wario's fire and ice related forms
-If he gets wrapped up by a spider's silk, he is stuck in this form
-Moves around uncontrollably (like Frozen Wario), bouncing off walls until the time limit (carried from Flaming Wario) expires (basically him slowly unraveling)
-There are Yarn Blocks Ball o' String Wario is able to plow through
BOUNCY WARIO
-Also known as Spring Wario (but with NO RELATIONSHIP to Mario's abominable form of the same name)
-If he is crushed by someone's hammer, this is the result
-Jumps higher and can spring to places he could not reach otherwise
-Has a time limit; When it expires, Wario will do a final bounce in the last direction he moved
-Hitting a spike will blast him out of this form prematurely
BUBBLE WARIO
-If he's underwater and contacts certain types of bubbles.... you can probably guess now
-Then is able to float upwards, unaffected by water currents..... and that's pretty much it
-To revert to normal, Wario simply needs to reach the surface or hit a wall
CRAZY WARIO
-Oh GOD......
-Words fail to describe this... basically, this is Wario after getting drunk (on beer, to be specific)
-Yes, you read that right, and no, I wasn't joking, they ACTUALLY put an alcohol reference in a freakin MARIO GAME (granted, only in the Japanese version, but still...)
-In addition to getting drunk, can also enter this form via a dizziying ball thrown by a weird type of penguin
-Either way, Wario acts.... crazy, stumbling and moaning everywhere while being MUCH harder to control
-While pretty much hurting him in the long run, Crazy Wario CAN burp out a cloud of poisonous gas to poison and kill opposition
-Fourtunatley for our brains, Wario snaps out of it if splashed by water or hurt by an enemy in any way
FAT WARIO
-.....Because apparently, Wario wasn't fat enough already
-If he lets his gluttony get the best of him, naturally becomes this
-Unsurprisingly, is MUCH slower and he loses just about all his jumping ability
-Surprisingly, has good quirks to balance these out; first, despite his lower jumping ability, his basic jump has the effect of a ground pound from normal Wario
-Also, can damage enemies and break blocks simply by having them contact his flab
-Will burn off all that body fat if he exercises for an extended amount of time (or simply walks for a while)
-Somehow, falling in water will also do the trick
PUFFY WARIO
-As mentioned in the durability section, will become this if stung by a bee (though some other enemies can do the job as well, like Jellybobs)
-Similar to P-Mario, Kirby and Jigglypuff, Wario can take advantage of this otherwise less than fortunate situation to slowly inflate and float upwards, pretty basic stuff
-Allows him to evade enemy attack as well
-Will wear off if Wario is hurt or crashes into the ceiling
TINY WARIO
-If a wizard casts a spell on the greedy bitch, he shrinks
-Technically, was shown to enter this form after getting hit (like Small Mario) in a few games, but like aforementioned Small
Mario, it has been shown in cutscenes and various official media that bigger Wario is actually his base, unpowered form, making this just gameplay mechanics
-Increases agility
-Small size also proves key in outmaneuvering enemies
-In this form, can enter cramped spaces almost any other Wario form could only dream of entering
-Much weaker and less durable in this state, though
-Loses the ability to body-slam
-If hit hard by someone, will change back to normal
-And, as is common for these forms, water apparently has some special connection that makes Tiny Wario Big Wario
ZOMBIE WARIO
-After getting bitten by a zombie, Wario becomes an undead creature of the dead.
-Actually one of his best forms under the right circumstances, as he's virtually invincible to incoming attack for the duration of it
-Can also kill nearly anyone on impact
-Falls through soft platforms no matter what, which can either be good or bad
-Even if falling apart, can pick himself right back up
-However, much slower, maneuvering via Frankenstein-style foot-lurching and cannot jump very high
-Can undo the effects either by falling in water or walking into sunlight
FLAT WARIO
-Of course, getting crushed will make Wario flat as a pancake
-Can be used to crawl under very tight spaces and avoid attacks with such ease even Tiny Wario is jealous
-Can also be used as a form of gliding somehow
-If he falls into water or enters a decompresser, Wario poofs back up to normal
ELECTRIC WARIO
-Really, very basic, just Wario after intense electrocution, which he manages to recover from in a few seconds
-Anyone making contact with him will suffer a nasty-ass shock as well
INVISIBLE WARIO
-Similar in function to Vanish Mario
-Can only enter this form if splashed by a Mad Scientist's potion
-As implied, Wario becomes completely invisible (even to the player) and able to pass by enemies unharmed and undetected
-Can pass through huge doors guarded by giant eyeballs (which are insurmountable otherwise)
-Can revert to normal by entering a pipe, getting hit by an enemy attack that forces Wario to change forms, or a Teruteru attack
VAMPIRE WARIO
-The final form of this category is gained after a vampire bat attack
-Vampire Wario defeats enemies upon contact
-Can transform into a bat and fly rather than jump
-However, the bat form lowers his speed
-Can turn back to normal upon exposure to light or a drop in a pool (similar to Zombie Wario)
-Can also revert back to normal if he eats garlic (which is ironically his favorite food)
VAMPIRE BAT WARIO
-Literally the exact same thing as Vampire Wario
-Except ONLY with the bat form
OTHER
POWER FLOWER
-Once used, Wario becomes Metal Wario, much like Metal Mario, but with a few differences
-Here, becomes made of pure steel and is thrice as heavy, and gains near-invincibility
-However, his speed and agility are tripled to leave his speed and agility unchanged
-Can resist whirlwinds and tornadoes
-Overall strength increased, ESPECIALLY in his ground pounds
-Can wade in lava; however, he'll gradually sink lower and lower
-Sinks like a rock in water and can walk and jump on the ocean floor
-Doesn't need to breathe underwater
-Sinks faster in quicksand
-Still affected by falls the same way as regular Wario
-Only lasts 20 seconds
TREE WARIO
-A bizarre form Wario can take if he uses magic to combine himself with a large tree
-Definitely one of his weirdest forms (belive me, that's an accomplishment)
-Can ensnares enemies with his massive roots to squeeze the life out of them (He was able to strangle Mario)
-Can also use his roots to whip enemies
-Like his regular self, his tree form has bad breath capable of killing near by plant life
-Can emit strange spores from his nose capable of making people trip out/hallucinate (Unless they're wearing a gas mask)
-Can also shoot a strange substance from his mouth capable of melting people
-Though like a regular tree, this form can be harmed/damaged by axes
-With enough damage, Wario will revert back to normal and keep what ever injuries he got as a free (Like an axe through the head for example)
-This form also seems stationary, making Wario a sitting duck if he isn't careful
BODY-RELATED MOVES
-Digestion system is crazy, backed up by his superhuman gluttony
-Like Yoshi, can eat and digest absolutely unbelievable stuff
-Somewhat similar to Yoshi, can actually stick his tongue out far distances to grab faraway objects
-Wario can eat and digest energy attacks, elemental attacks, cannon balls, magical spells/projectiles, crates, Peach's vegetables, Waddle Dees/Doos, basically just about anything (and up to 3 of any of these at once if close enough)
-Can even eat and digest his own motorcycle!
-He can even eat explosives, though he will still get hurt (but he will not take as much damage as he would have if the explosive blew up on his body normally)
-Lungs are powerful enough to allow Kirby-esque flight
-Can breathe air out powerfully
-Powerfully enough to split a soccer ball into 6
BOOGERS
-Starting with a lesser-known power, in addition to his farts, Wario can actually use his own snot as a weapon
-Can blast tons of boogers out is nose rapidly
-Wario's snot is apparently extra sticky (and I'd like NEVER to find out why) and if someone is REALLY unlucky to get caught, extremely difficult to escape
-Can also shoot out fiery boogers (basically burning snot)..... I am made of questions now.
CHOMP
-Exactly what it sounds like
-Takes advantage of his digestive system and ridiculous gluttony to chew on poor foes
-Which must REALLY hurt, judging from his huge-ass teeth
-Chews the foe multiple times before releasing them diagonally upwards
-The more damage the foe has, the longer Wario can chew them
-Can keep his mouth open for a while, and then clamp down when someone is in range
-Goes right through shields
-His teeth even have the strength to rip right into and hurt foes with armor or high damage tolerance (like Ganondorf, Bowser and Mega Man)
-Also, his favorite food is garlic. And garlic = REALLY bad breath..... oh god, this is a scary move.
-For some reason, if he uses this specific move to eat healing items, they will heal him by 1.5 times the amount they would have otherwise (I.E, an item that restores half health will instead heal 75% if Wario eats it with Chomp)
-And speaking of Garlic Breath....
Wario takes the idea of breath torture up to eleven with the Garlic Breath variation of this move, which removes the chewing, and instead, he breathes all over his opponent. Apparently, his breath is SO bad, that it can stun close-ranged enemies briefly and cause distant ones to trip and get flung away...... Okay, forget what I said about Chomp being scary, with breath that bad, it's straight up HORRIFYING. Unfortunately, it's just too slow to be consistently useful.
HYPER SUCTION/INHALING CHOMP
-Also known as Inhale and Chomp
-Another variation of Chomp that actually has unique functions enough to warrant it's own spot
-Wario opens up his mouth, and similar to Kirby, inhales deep with enough strength to suck up a foe (and obviously allowing it to grab foes and items from farther than Chomp can)
-Used mainly to collect coins
-Moves slowly while inhaling
-As an attack, can be held open longer than the regular Chomp
-However, Wario needs to hold his mouth open for a second before he can finish the move, making it easier for opponents to counter a missed attempt
-Also, Wario chomps down significantly slower than he does with the normal Chomp (and the bites are also less forceful)
-The release is also slightly weaker
FARTING
-One of Wario's many signatures
-Is very proficient at the fine art of fartillery
-Even a regular fart from this guy is capable of knocking people off their feet (or tripping them)
-If he holds it in for a while, his... "emissions", shall we say, gain the appearance, range, and power of a fucking NUKE, being SO strong it leaves a mushroom cloud afterwards (this nuke fart can be seen in the very conveniently placed GIF up above)
-If he feels some wind approaching, can hold it in for 1 minute and 50 seconds to gradually build up it's power until it's said nuke fart
-However, is actually stronger at half-charge
-Can do rocket farts in addition to explosive ones
-Farts are so forceful, Wario can use them to blast himself high into the air at a nearly unrivaled distance, and can hit foes with about half the strength of the main blast and knock them upwards
-Also, while rising, Wario has some armor, allowing him to plow through some attacks without flinching (but he'll still take damage)
-Naturally becomes stronger and stronger the more food he eats (particularly garlic an' beans)
-As shown in Mario Strikers Charged, Wario can also create gas that disorients foes and swaps their controls
-Said gas also makes Wario move a little faster if he lets it rip while running
-Eating food and other items (including his bike) will decrease the charge time
-Even MORE types of gas:
Known as the Rose-Scented Waft, Wario can push out pinkish-purplish gas that, thankfully, smells just like a flower. And fittingly for the smell, it places a flower on the opponent's head that rapidly deals damage for as long as it remains. Discounting the flower, however, the gas is drastically weaker. This odd gas charges up faster, though, and covers MUCH more range.
The Quick Waft exchanges power for sheer versatility and utility. True to the name, this version charges FAST (in fact, it only takes about 30 seconds to fully charge the move, which grants Wario a very versatile and readily available option for quick steamin' pain. The payoff? It's MUCH weaker than the regular nuke fart, even weaker than the Rose-Scented Waft (though only barely), and Wario also isn't propelled as high. Overall, this version is more for utility than lethality, and it does just fine at that purpose.
GREED ABILITY
-Again, Greed is Wario's big motivator
-In fact, if he dies in Wario World, he can revive himself for a small sum of money
-But he does need money obviously
JUMPING
-While nowhere near Wario's signature, he possesses (and shares) enough jumping techniques to warrant a brief mini-section
-Can jump over 14 feet
-Uses his agility to crush foes under his feet (though again, not his preferred method of attack)
-Can be used for offense as well as defense
-Not the best choice against spiky and fiery foes, however
-A few notable techniques, like:
Long Jump: Leaps forward a huge distance, though doesn't jump very high. With enough monumentum, can Long Jump backwards.
Somersault:......A regular jumping somersault, which goes higher than a normal jump.
-Backwards Somersault: A backwards version, sacrificing vertical range for backwards distance.
-Side Somersault: Somersaults to the side.
Double Jump: If Wario jumps twice in quick succession, he can Double Jump. It goes slightly higher than a normal jump.
Triple Jump: If Wario preforms three jumps in succession, he will flip in midair and jump even higher.
Ground Pound: An attack in which Wario plummets onto his opponent rear-first, stronger than his regular jump. Actually used this move before Mario along with Yoshi, one of his signatures. Also, can be used while falling to prevent any damage that would have been taken. Has double the strength of that of the bros.
-Earthshake Punch: A move that has been dubbed a counterpart to the Ground Pound, Wario, as mentioned earlier, can cause earthquakes by punching the ground hard enough. And this is the very move. By causing an earthquake with this mortal blow, Wario can stun enemies on the floor and cause unsteady blocks to rain down from the sky and activate Shake Pillars.
HAND-TO-HAND SKILLS
-Has very high hand-to-hand skill, having an unpredictable fighting style that also makes usage of his brutish strength and specialized abilities to keep the opponent on his/her toes
-In addition to the aspects above, Wario is also proficient with grapples of various kinds:
-Wild Swing-Ding: Similar to how the Mario Bros threw Bowser in Super Mario 64, Wario grabs the opponent, swings them around, and powerfully hurls them. The lighter the foe, the faster he'll spin them. Gradually swings the poor victim faster and faster, and spins them around up to 23 times before releasing them. While swinging, Wario can damage other foes with the one he's currently swinging. Can open gates by spinning nearby wheels that activate them.
-Pile-driver: One of Wario's favorite moves. With the skill of a pro wrestler, grabs just about any opponent (ranging from common mooks to fucking DINOSAURS) and slams them down in a brutal display for heavy damage. Sends out a shockwave that can hurt other people.
-Mega Toss: As the very creative name suggests, Wario throws someone. The not so normal thing is, Wario can charge up the move for much more power, glowing white-blue while doing so.
-In addition to throwing people, Wario also takes advantage of everyday objects to use as weapons
-Also, although he rarely uses it, Wario has electrokinetic abilities (see his Super Strike below); he can charge up electricity in his punches to empower them, and can electrify sports equipment (mostly soccer balls)
Magical Powers: Wario has displayed the ability to use magic before, which he used to trap a fairy into a bubble in Super Mario Kun. He also once turned Yoshi into a pig with said magical powers. Can turn himself into a tree (see above)
-A huge variety of physical moves aside from this, like:
SHOULDER BASH
-Wario's most iconic and his signature move
-Also known as the Wario Attack, Dash Attack, Body Slam, or even simply Dashing
-As the name suggests, Wario dashes forward at immense velocity in an attack of extreme power
-Moves faster during this move than he could otherwise
-As mentioned earlier, this move could break the sound barrier in Wario Land 4
-Again, incredibly powerful, being able to rip straight through walls, bricks (even 2 at once), solid steel, enemies that can't be jumped on, stone, ice, etc
-On it's own, can accomplish several of the strength feats listed in the strength category
-Can jump while dashing forward and attack
-As shown in SSBB and Master of Disguise, can also simply tackle the opponent while staying in one spot
-Is so well known and iconic, many people (like Roy Koopa and Bowser) have stolen this move out of jealousy that they didn't think it up first
CORKSCREW
-Essentially, Wario rises up in the air in a multi-hitting combo
-Unfortunately, grants little distance both vertically and horizontally
-Can be angled about 45 degrees maximum to the side
-Though, as an actual attack, pretty fair move
-Hits up to 12 times, with the final hit launching opponents either upwards or sideways
While the Widescrew is weaker and covers much less distance, it can be angled farther, to the point where you can angle it near-totally horizontally similar to the Spinning Kong, granting it sheer versatility overall.
The Corkscrew Leap travels much higher, but is a purely vertical jump (meaning no sideways movement and removing any flexibility the original may have had), and it does not deal any damage, ultimatley outweighing it's recovery benefits.
CORKSCREW CONK
-Despite the name, has absolutely no relation to the Corkscrew
-Instead, it's a move that can be executed if Wario does a Shoulder Bash and jumps
-If successful, he will start spinning around rapidly
-Like Mario's Spin Jump, it can be used to breach large gaps
-However, it's also amongst Wario's stronger moves, with even the deadliest of enemies being sent flying upon contact
-An enemy launched by this move can hurt anyone else he makes contact with, or hit a Treasure Button or switch that's out of reach
STANDARD GEAR
BOB-OMB
-One of Wario's primary weapons
-Also known as Bobs
-Walking, talking, sentient, short-tempered bombs
-On their own, rush towards enemies so that they can blow up on them
-Whether or not they are successful, they will blow up after a few seconds, and begin flashing red when their countdown expires
-Their explosion can destroy many types of brick and blow up walls
-If Smash is anything to go off, their explosions are EXTREMELY powerful, KOing at as low as 25% damage
-Of course, Wario usually just hurls them at his foes to hurt them good
-But if he is in range of the explosion or doesn't throw one fast enough, Wario will obviously get hurt too
-Also carries around giant Bob-ombs daily, which he can also use to hurt opponents, obviously dealing more damage than a regular Bob-omb, and has roughly 4 times the radius
WARIO POWER SUIT
-A power suit reminiscent of the suit Samus wears in the Metroid franchise
-This suit is very bulky and heavy (So much so that Wario some times causes the foundation under him to crumble and fall through the ground a bit)
-Can fire beams of energy from the arm cannon capable of blowing Yoshi and Mario out of the air
-If the energy runs out, Wario can shoot stink gas from the arm cannon which most likely smells as bad as his farts
-Can also fire giant piles of poop from the arm cannon as well (....I absolutely did not need to know that shit (No pun Nintended)(Except that one) (...I'll stop now))
-Is also capable of turning into a "Morph Ball" form to roll around and bowl over enemies
-As a morph ball, the exterior is so tough that Mario hurt himself trying to kick it
-If grabbed by an enemy, the morph ball form can deploy spikes to make some one let go
-Though this suit isn't completely indestructible and Mario was eventually able to destroy it with an arm cannon of his own
METAL DONKEY KONG
-Yes, this is still Wario's bio. Just read on.
-A mech of Donkey Kong that Wario controls from the inside with a video game controller
-Can throw a barrage of explosive barrels to blow enemies up
-Can also sprout large horns to impale people with
-Can shoot fire from it's nostrils
-Can fly around with rocket boosters on it's back
-Can also use those boosters to blast itself straight down and body slam enemies
BUCKETS
-The bucket Wario placed on Mario's head to kick off the plot in Mario vs Wario
-They are used to block a foe's sight
-INCREDIBLY hard to remove and can remain stuck for a long time
BALLOON SUIT
-A blow up suit
-It's effect actually does make sense; it blows Wario up to humongous proportions
-Increases Wario's strength
-Can pick up nearly anything to use as a weapon, living or otherwise
-Seems to have a plug on the back
MEGAVITAMINS
-These pills were invented by Doctor Mario and are typically accosiated with him
-However, as shown in Dr Mario 64, Wario can use Megavitamins every bit as proficiently as Doctor Mario can
-Come in many forms (including tablets)
-Their main use is to cure disease, being able to cure a wide variety of them, like cold, stomach problems and the like
-Can even heal physical injuries as shown in Super Mario Kun, where Dr Mario used them to heal Yoshi after an ambush
-Hard to swallow, tho
-Also some form of pesticide, being able to kill poisonous plants after they ingest it, like Piranha Plants
-Like Dr Mario, Wario seems to have no limit to the amount of Megavitamins at his disposal
-However, they can be used as offensive projectiles as well in combat, as proven by Smash
-If used as such, they act like Mario's Fireballs, except they are stronger, bouncier, and fall faster
BRASS KNUCKLES
-Exactly as it says, spiked knuckles
-Increase his strength
GOODSTYLE
-This wand is actually the first member of the Cannoli Clan
-He assumed a wand-like form to guide warriors capable of beating Terrormisu, the main villain of Wario: Master of Disguise
-Count Cannoli was the former owner of the wand, but Wario stole it (no real surprise) and it's currently in his possession
-Gives Wario a total of 8 disguises, all detailed below:
Thief Wario: Also known as The Purple Wind, Wario wears a feather topped purple mask. This doesn't change him at all, but it's faster than any of the other transformations.
Cosmic Wario: Cosmic Wario wears an astronaut suit. Wario can jump higher and farther in this form, and he also falls slower in midair (equivalent to the physics difference on the moon) He gains a laser pistol which he can use to shoot blue lasers at enemies, and which can also active objects like ladders. Can be powered up by silver gems.
Arty Wario: Wario can't even move while in this form, so you might expect it to be useless. Not really the case, as Wario can paint up to three blocks which can be used as stepping stones to reach a high place, doors to go to other places, and hearts to heal himself with this disguise.
Genius Wario: Genius Wario is, well, a genius. Donned in stereotypical mad scientist gear, this includes a nifty set of special goggles that allow him to see invisible enemies and objects. For offense, he also has an extendable boxing glove that rests on top of an Ultra Hand, allowing it to reach pretty far.
Sparky Wario: Sparky Wario wears what looks like a superhero costume (definitely a better one than Wario-Man wears). True to the name, Sparky Wario can charge up electricity to do, among other things, light up dark rooms, electrocute people, and power up electrical machines. However, Sparky Wario is much slower than regular Wario. Can be powered up by black gems.
Captain Wario: Aside from being the only one of the disguises to appear outside Master of Disguise, Captain Wario is Wario with a pirate hat.... and the ability to swim faster. He also has an inner tube to row through water and can submerge with no need for air. Best of all, he has a submarine that he can use to go underwater and shoot torpedoes.
Dragon Wario: Wario has a dragon costume here. Works identically to the form of the same name gained via Dragon Pot, except this version is much heavier, can swim in lava, and in addition to the typical fire, can breathe blue fire as well (which is typically hotter than red/orange fire). However, this version does not work underwater, and falls through soft platforms as a result of how heavy Wario becomes.
Wicked Wario: The final form grants Wario a devil-esque costume and grants him unlimited flight, and that's it.
BULL DOG
-A vehicle Wario rarely uses for travel
-Differs in various games: Was a monoplane in Mario and Wario, a seaplane in Virtual Boy Wario Land, and
a biplane in Wario Land 3
-Can run out of gas
-Can drop buckets from his plane on top of people (Did so in Super Mario-Kun, as well as the children's book "Mario and the Incredible Rescue")
-Can also drop piranha plants down onto his enemies
WARIO CAR
-A badass sports car that Wario typically uses for transportation purposes
-Was created by Dr. Crygor
-Can fit two people
-Classified as a heavyweight kart in Mario Kart
-The Wario Car's top speed is 450 km/h (280 miles per hour)
-Naturally, it will hurt a lot if you get run over
-Takes some time to build up top speed
WARIO BIKE
-Wario's other vehicle
-Also known as the Wario Chopper
-Also frequently uses it for transportation purposes (even though he lost his license)
-Also built by Dr. Crygor, specifically designed to fit Wario's physique
-Can attain top speeds of 349.23 km/h (217 miles per hour)
-A very skilled motorist, being able to pop wheelies and even take his hands off briefly and still not crash
-Speaking of wheelies, if someone is underneath Wario when his bike lands after a wheelie, they will be brutally crushed and take MUCH more damage than if they'd simply been run over
-Uses this for offensive purposes much more often than the car
-If knocked off his bike or he leaps off, Wario and other people can pick it up and throw it
-As mentioned above, Wario can eat his motorcycle (doing so causes the Wario Waft to charge faster)
-Will be broken if enough damage is taken
-However, Wario can use the wheels of the bike as throwing weapons if this happens
-Gives Wario limited protection from projectiles and attacks, tanking them for him if he goes behind it
-In midair, Wario cannot change his speed, but can control the angle
-Can jump off his bike to string aerial combos together if he hits the opponent
-Can jump off his bike in midair, even if he's already used his double jump (he regains the double jump if not already used)
-If he jumps off right before the bike starts falling, it grants a greater vertical boost than the Corkscrew
-Can pull another bike out of hammerspace if his gets destroyed/lost somewhere
-Two other versions of the bike are available at Wario's disposal:
Speeding Bike: Just as the name suggests, this bike has can move faster than the default, making combos after hitting an opponent easier, but Wario cannot change directions while riding it. It can also take much less damage before being destroyed (about 27% as much damage). The bike is also slightly weaker, but Wario can jump higher off it in midair. A more specialized version, good for pressuring the opponent, and for zooming on the offensive quickly.
Burying Bike: This bike travels a lot slower than the regular one, and Wario cannot jump as high off of it; however, upon contact, the opponent gets buried halfway into the ground. This is the best one for bike throwing, as it is heavy and thus does not fly far after being hurled, allowing it to hit multiple times for great damage. Also, this version of the bike is MUCH more durable, being able to take more than twice as much damage before breaking.
GARLIC
-Wario's all-time favorite food
-Wario's equivalent of Mario's mushrooms, meaning they can heal him and restore him to regular size if he is shrunk for whatever reason
-They also power up his gas more than other foods do
-Huge cloves of garlic are present in Wario Land: Shake it, which heals 3 times as much damage
-Also restore him to normal if he is in his Vampire Wario form
-Eating Garlic transforms him into Wario-Man (see below)
OTHER
SUPER STRIKE: BELLY BLAST
-Preformed by hurling a soccer ball in midair
-Afterwards, charges up his hands with his seldom-used electrokinesis to electrocute the ball
-And finally, blasts the ball with his belly
-Quite powerful
-Of course, difficult to defend against
MEGA STRIKE: SWELLED-UP WARIO
-Showing off his ridiculous lung capacity, Wario swells up his lungs to inhuman levels (almost seeming to form a miniature tornado) gaining a balloon-shape and making his face pink, and with a gunshot-esque noise, he unleashes the air upon the ball
-Can somehow split a soccer ball into up to six pieces
-Simply a bitch to defend against
-Speed and number of times the ball is split can be determined by when he spits it out
FINAL FORM
WARIO-MAN
-Wario's ultimate form
-Obtained upon eating garlic
-After transforming, gains a pajama-like outfit
-Gains extreme boosts to his stats
-In particular, his speed (both movement and attacking speed, the latter to the point where he can follow up with another attack nearly immediately after striking with one) is more than tripled, and his power is also dramatically increased
-Jumps higher and farther
-For the most part, completely invincible
-Can still be hurt by eating explosives
-Can survive the vacuum of space
-Can spam most of his aerial attacks to rapidly gain altitude if used in quick succession
-Can also fly normally, like real superheroes
-Many of his moves also gain added effects beyond increased speed and strength:
Chomp: Significantly increased chewing rate, a lot stronger, and a slightly more horizontal release
Wario Bike: Aside from being slightly stronger, becomes way, way, WAY faster, dangerously so (this can be REALLY bad in some situations, though, like if you're near a cliff)
Corkscrew: Wario-Man's Corkscrew hits only twice (once at the start and the 2nd time at the end), becomes WAY stronger, and has an electrical effect. It also covers more vertical and horizontal distance.
Wario Waft: As Wario-Man, Wario's gas reaches higher charge levels faster (except the full-charge level). A regular fart from Wario-Man briefly stuns opponents rather than tripping them as normal Wario's do. Much stronger overall. In fact, a fully-charged Wario Waft as Wario-Man is a One-hit KO!
Wild-Swing-Ding: Wario-Man swings the foe faster and hurls them way farther.
Shoulder Bash: Wario-Man's Shoulder Bash covers a lot more distance, but it's his only attack that's actually WEAKER than regular Wario's version (though only slightly)
-Wario also accessed this form via being tossed in Dr. Crygor's Gravitator once
-However, it only lasts for 16 seconds before Wario turns back to normal (though right after the transformation ends, he is very briefly intangible in Smash)
-In the WarioWare games, he can maintain it for longer, but it tends to kick out at exactly the wrong moment
-As shown in WarioWare: Touched, Wario can access another version of Wario-Man by eating spoiled garlic (dubbed Nasty Garlic), but with none of the benefits of the main form, with this version of Wario-Man actually making Wario WEAKER (though, it seemed to have a much longer time limit than the main version)
-As long as he has garlic left, Wario can transform into Wario-Man an infinite amount of times
WEAKNESSES
-His insane greed often proves to be his unwinding, as he often puts even minuscule amounts of treasure before anything else
-Often takes valuable time from missions to steal money from fallen foes
-Greedy nature often overtakes him and causes him to go out of control, even double-crossing his dearest friends
-Very arrogant/cocky, and has a very short temper
-Extremely unlucky
-For instance, even when playing fair and not antagonizing anyone, he manages to fail every way possible in golf and tennis
-Most of the time, lazy and has bad hygiene (ex: often forgets to brush his teeth) (and with all the sweets he eats, it's a wonder he isn't as toothless as a month-old baby)
-While he definitely has very high intelligence potential (like how he was able to build an inter-dimensional transporter in 5 seconds), he usually doesn't use his intelligence to the fullest, generally preferring beating the shit out of people over strategy (his laziness might be a factor as well; basically, Wario's Brilliant but Lazy)
-A lot of his transformations rely on specific climate conditions and specific events to take place
-Also loses many of his power-ups after taking hard punishment
-If he loses his cap, his durability is reduced by half and his strength also suffers
-Has yet to score a canon victory against Mario
-Well, an important one, anyways
Wario: Put this bucket on your head, I'm gonna be right back, I'm gonna fight a bunch of pirates while I shake my magic sack, I'm a Dragon-Bull-Jet, And now 'm riding a kart, I own-a Wario's woods, And I'm-a known to fart when I'm not on the Job, I wear-a yellow and plum, 'Cause I'm-a Wario Man And I'm-a NUMBER ONE!!!
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Surprise, surprise, I've come back with a new bio, staring one of Mario's many rivals! Don't let the jabs taken at Wario here fool you; I like Wario a lot (more than the Mario Bros, in fact). Wario and Waluigi are some of my absolute favorite characters to write in general, and this bio sure wasn't an exception. My favorite one to write thus far.
And yes, if you want to, you can use this for one of your Death Battles (or other VS debating shows, I don't care). Just ask for permission and give credit, K?
(Also, thanks to DoctorMooDB for finding some more feats for Wario in his latest Super Mario Kun coverages and letting me use them. He makes DB bios, fights and other stuff like I do)
And yes, if you want to, you can use this for one of your Death Battles (or other VS debating shows, I don't care). Just ask for permission and give credit, K?
(Also, thanks to DoctorMooDB for finding some more feats for Wario in his latest Super Mario Kun coverages and letting me use them. He makes DB bios, fights and other stuff like I do)
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